Jul 17
Are you a Simpson fan? Check out Homer’s brain…
Jul 16
This is something you don’t see everyday.
Jul 13
Jul 12
I know that passport usually have pictures attached to it to verify the person holding that passport is the owner of it. What happens when the passport looks like this?
Jul 11
Daddy,
Ipagpaumanhin nyo ni Mommy ang pagsulat ko sa inyo para ipaalam na akoy aalis na sa inyong poder. Ako’y sasama na sa aking bagong boyfriend na si Mark dahil gusto kong takasan na kayo ni Mommy.
Jul 10
“I hope you didn’t take it personally, Reverend,” an embarrassed woman said after a church service. “When my husband walked out during your sermon.”
Jul 09
A bus stopped and 2 Jamaican men get on. They sat down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say the following:
“Emma comes first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time.”
Jul 06
When you are asked to find X, what would you do?
Jul 05
This gum is so cold, it shows this guy something he never knew he had.
Jul 04
Little Johnny was 7 years old and like other boys his age rather curious. He had been hearing quite a bit about ‘making out’ from the older boys, and he wondered what it was and how it was done.
One day he took his question to his mother, who became rather flustered. Instead of explaining things to Johnny, she told him to hide behind the curtains one night and watch his older sister and her boyfriend.
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