Nov 05
Source: FailBlog
Jul 21
Under the light, nothing seems to be scary.
Taken from: Tsiken
Mar 03
These are excuse notes from parents (including original spelling) collected by schools from all over the country.
1. My son is under a doctors care and should not take P.E. today. Please execute him.
2. Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick and I had her shot.
3. Dear School : Please ekscuse John being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31,32, and also 33.
4. Please excuse Gloria from Jim today. She is administrating.
5. Please excuse Roland from P.E. for a few days. Yesterday he fell out of a tree and misplaced his hip.
6. John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his face.
7. Megan could not come to school today because she has been bothered by very close veins.
8. Please excuse Ray Friday from school. He has very loose vowels.
9. Irving was absent yesterday because he missed his bust.
10. Sally wont be in school a week from Friday. We have to attend her funeral.
11. Please excuse Jason for being absent yesterday. He had a cold and could not breed well.
12. Gloria was absent yesterday as she was having a hangover.
13. Maryann was absent December 11-16, because she had a fever, sore throat,headache and upset stomach. Her sister was also sick, fever and sore throat,her brother had a low grade fever and ached all over. I wasn’t the best either, sore throat and fever. There must be something going around, her father even got hot last night.
14. Please excuse Jennifer for missing school yesterday.. We forgot to get the Sunday paper off the porch, and when we found it Monday, we thought it was Sunday.
Source: Tsiken
Feb 28
Would you agree with me if I say that only a great mind could produce a humor that could influence a lot in a serious talk?
Check out the speech of Bill Gates at Harvard Graduation June 7, 2007.
Video: Bill Gates’ Harvard Commencement Speech
Source: Graduation Talk
Feb 26
Parents, please don’t use lipstick too much. A child does, what it sees.
She wanted to try out the lipstick.
Source: http://piebuko.blogspot.com/2008/02/almost-lady.html
Hong Kong
Jan 18
Wow, I really love American Idol Auditions. Some people are just too confident.
This site would lead you to video’s that would surely put a smile on your face: American Idol Season 7 Funny
Jan 15
